SLUGINASALTBLIZZARD, Manchester UK

Wow! Just touched a light switch with sopping wet mitts and felt the rather surprising force of maybe one watt of electricity coursing through my veins. For a moment there I was thrilled beyond all imagination. I was immortal. Sadly, now I’m fully aware of my own mortality again, which frightens me so much sometimes I have to retire to my bed where the most fantastical dreams whisk me away from such a harsh and perplexing reality. Still, it was good news while it lasted.